F1 is a Disney Channel Original Movie. I cannot emphasize this enough. It has the emotional depth of a movie where a golden retriever learns to play basketball. Brad Pitt’s still doing stuff so there’s that. I guess he used to drive cars but then…

I don't know how to edit existing posts. Sorry I forgot the E in Shakespeare. 

A thought piece on pointless renaissance movies Spoiler alert: the dude in the movie is Shakespear. Apparently everyone on earth knew that besides me. I was distracted by the main lady character constantly sleeping in the woods?? This is a movie for people who like…