F1 is a Disney Channel Original Movie. I cannot emphasize this enough. It has the emotional depth of a movie where a golden retriever learns to play basketball. Brad Pitt’s still doing stuff so there’s that. I guess he used to drive cars but then…
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Continue reading...A thought piece on pointless renaissance movies Spoiler alert: the dude in the movie is Shakespear. Apparently everyone on earth knew that besides me. I was distracted by the main lady character constantly sleeping in the woods?? This is a movie for people who like…
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